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Made man

Beginning of a beautiful friendship...
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2017 @ 1:22pm

OG

They accept you as you are.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2024 @ 8:11am

Cat person

Because some people just want to watch the world meow.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2018 @ 8:14am

One for the team

And can you tell me please how to get to Sesame street?
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2017 @ 7:50am

Slav squat

And remember how to recognize a Western spy!
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2017 @ 8:10am

Ice ice baby!

Just chill out.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2017 @ 8:30am

Someone should debug this game

...and you just did that!
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2017 @ 8:47am

Use the back door

Sometimes that's the only way. At least that's what she said.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2017 @ 9:49am

Secret sauce

This is why you should look at ingredients from time to time.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2024 @ 7:23am

Fahrenheit 451

Who knows where it comes from?
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2017 @ 10:47am

Raging Bull

If you win, you win. If you lose, you still win.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2024 @ 8:11am

Weapon of mass destruction

And still some dream about having one.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2017 @ 12:07pm

Rated R

Tell them to volunteer. Tell to drop out of college and join infantry.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2017 @ 3:48am

Sword fight

This is for movie nerds. Who gets it?
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2017 @ 3:48am

Amelia Earhart

Could it be real?
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2017 @ 4:10am

Have a blast

Well done, Mr. Bond.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2017 @ 4:18am

You've always wanted to do this

Hit the street and write 50 tickets.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2017 @ 8:24am

Chasing pavements

I bet people love you after issuing 100 tickets.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2017 @ 9:10am

Compulsive ticketer

You love this job, don't you? That's what 250 issued tickets means.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2017 @ 3:01am

Run Kelly, Run!

Who's faster? You or 10 shoplifters?
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2017 @ 9:27am

Among thieves

That's why you graduated from Police Academy. To catch 20 shoplifters.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2017 @ 12:05pm

First time is not a crime

It's only a bribe if you're caught. Don't get caught 10 times.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2017 @ 10:36am

Sticky fingers

Take 20 bribes and be happy. And don't worry.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2017 @ 3:14am



Born to be wild

Lookin' for adventure and whatever comes our way

While there is still no wall

...so go and enjoy some chimichangas.

La Cucaracha

He has a large family to support.

No heaven for you

He could have washed his pants, not his brain.

Fetch

And let's see what happens. Will PETA intervene?

Adiós Muchachos

Und Ich bin mit my friends from old times.

...And Justice for All

Sooner or later everyone pays for the sins.

Gotta catch'em all

Stealing bubble gum is a serious crime. Catch 50 shoplifters.

Money talks

After 50 bribes, consider yourself an addict.