Money is the root of all evil, and man needs roots.
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Iowa State -- the high school after high school!
-- Crow T. Robot
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Be careful when a loop exits to the same place from side and bottom.
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Finality is death.
Perfection is finality.
Nothing is perfect.
There are lumps in it.
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Familiarity breeds attempt.
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Chance is perhaps the work of God when He did not want to sign.
-- Anatole France
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This is Betty Frenel. I don't know who to call but I can't reach my
Food-a-holics partner. I'm at Vido's on my second pizza with sausage
and mushroom. Jim, come and get me!
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Put a rogue in the limelight and he will act like an honest man.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte, "Maxims"
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Of course, this being Perl, we could always take both approaches. :-)
-- Larry Wall in <199709021744.KAA12428@wall.org>
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The only two things that motivate me and that matter to me are revenge
and guilt

javla knief!