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It all started a few hours ago. I was planning to ♥♥♥♥ the garbage disposal since I am disposexual (sexually attracted to garbage disposals). I put my penis in the garbage disposal and was going to turn it on so that it can start sucking. That was when I heard a voice behind me say "oi mate don't".
"Members of the British metalcore band Bring Me The Horizon?!?!" I yelled in disbelief, "what are youuu doing in my house?" Oli Sykes put his hand on my shoulder and said "oi I'm Oli Sykes don't ♥♥♥♥ the sink". Jordan Fish continued by saying "I'm Jordan Fish and it could cut your ♥♥♥♥ off".
I was absolutely shocked. I said "wow, the members of Bring Me The Horizon, I can't believe you are in my house", to which Oli Sykes responded by singing the entire sand pit turtle album. Then I put on my pants and thanked them. After they left I ♥♥♥♥♥♥ the garbage disposal anyway but DW I'm alright