really bad at the game

rlly bad at game.

ou will only get smarter by playing a smarter opponent

-rep said he needed to warm up, but never did :(

Playing Rust with him is like babysitting a toddler in a warzone. First, he spends 15 minutes crafting a spear, only to throw it at a tree 'by accident.' Then, while I’m out farming resources like a responsible adult, he’s back at base decorating the walls with signs that say 'home sweet home' while our neighbors are building a tank. The one time he tries to help, he picks a fight with a group of geared players, gets one-shot, and then starts yelling in voice chat, 'Come rez me, bro!' like I’m a medic in a hospital. Oh, and let’s not forget when he tries to raid a wooden 2x2 and gets clapped by a single shotgun trap. Honestly, his greatest contribution to the team is his respawn timer. Playing with him is a grind, but hey, at least it’s never boring.

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