-代表 我他妈的被这家伙搞疯了，他先踢了别人的刺猬，还说这是为了他们的“铁拳”训练……我不能和这样的人一起排队。

Hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

THIS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ RAPED MY PET HEDGEHOG

After a good game in Fragpunk, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great fragpunk gaming moments and most importantly true friendship. I invited him to my house for a fragpunk lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life. When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was straight.