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"A university faculty is 500 egotists with a common parking problem."
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QOTD:
"In the shopping mall of the mind, he's in the toy department."
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Marge: I would love you if you weighed 1,000 pounds but ...
Homer: Beautiful. G'night.
King-Size Homer
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"Well," Brahma said, "even after ten thousand explanations, a fool is no
wiser, but an intelligent man requires only two thousand five hundred."
-- The Mahabharata.
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NEVER RESPOND TO CRITICAL PRESS. IT IS A GAME YOU CAN ONLY LOSE, AND IT
MAKES US LOOK BAD.
-- Bruce Perens
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When you live in a sick society, just about everything you do is wrong.
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Maslow's Maxim:
If the only tool you have is a hammer, you treat everything like
a nail.
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What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe with lassie? A melon-collie
baby! Get it?? HA HA HA OH OH HA HA! -- Calvin
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Very good csgo player :D