I am helping my son get a GIRLFRIEND! It's very exciting stuff. Usually I walk up to the girls and say "Hey whats up ladies, looking cute, by the way, my Son? Total virg, but he's a nice guy." or something along those lines. Yesterday I was watching Skippy and his date creepily in the back of the room and they KISSED! Well, she kissed HIM on the cheek. He even made her clean up his pizza! He made her "his ♥♥♥♥♥" in his own words. I love my little Skippy and even got a lousy shirt for making out with him for 3 minutes! Anyways, I've got to go help my little Skippy masturbate!

Virginity rocks!