Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude!

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ㅤ* I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds". I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
ㅤ* My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.
ㅤ* A team of scientists were nominated for the Nobel Prize. They had used dental equipment to discover and measure the smallest particles yet known to man. They became known as "The Graders of the Flossed Quark..."
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ ROFL!