anyone want to buy a cat?

This man stole my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cat, GIVE IT BACK, LANSEA

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You open your eyes. Chains cover every inch of your limbs. Movement is not an option. One thing is certain: you are not in the Airship anymore. You look up and see a figure walk towards you, but not much can be determined about it specifically. Eventually, you slowly make out a massive, red, dripping ♥♥♥♥ in the shadowy essence of a person. All of the sudden, a massive, gargantuan hand grabs your abdomen, immediately impairing any breathing and blood circulation that was happening in that area. As you slowly feel the dominating pressure crumbling your bones and squeegeeing your organs, you are able to see a face through your bloodied eyes. Red. Of course. He was sus from the start. However, it's much too late. As you fall victim to the impostor's ♥♥♥ jar collection you hear your very last sound, a grim reminder of your fate.

It's really not even that absurd to use Lego as currency; Lego are manufactured to such an insanely high standard that they're extremely difficult to convincingly counterfeit. They're lightweight but fairly durable, and consolidate neatly by their very design. Modern Lego sets are increasing in price instead of getting cheaper, and old collectable sets are also growing more expensive, so the value is slowly increasing from both ends of the production timeline. That only applies to complete sets, but a similar situation happens with discontinued parts and newly introduced parts, both highly desirable, with a dip in value occurring for the parts that have gone mostly unchanged for decades like the humble stud.

Erika

Big Brain Man

Und das heißt

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