1. click here to find out about why I'm so loud
2. Practice forgiveness
3. My favorite number is 7
4. We learn to love as we hate, mistakes are a virtue. Cherish your bad days.
5. I be fartin loud af on metal chairs
6. I see through the bricks, to the sea, crumbling castle.
7. "Worship!" Cried the clown, "I'm a TV!"
8. A jack of all trades is a master of none, but oftentimes is better than a master of one.
9. No.1 IFly fan
10. Apologize on behalf of the past, then we may move untethered towards the future
11. legalize hating
12. I AM BALDFZCK ASSRIPPER
13. Surrexit die tertia
14. It's your move, I've made up my mind.
15. tru


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