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Daca ai avut o prietena รฎnseamna ca s-a sarutat Alex cu ea.
Alex nu face flotari,el le cumpara gata facute!
Alex nu poarta ceas. El decide cat e ceasul.
Alex s-a nascut intr-o casa construita de el.
Alex a reusit sa numere pana la infinit. De doua ori.
Alex poate sa aplaude cu o singura mana.
Alex se scobeste in nas cu degetu mic de la picioru stang!
Daca tu ai 5 lei si Alex are tot 5 lei Alex are mai multi bani ca tine.
Alex a lasat-o stirba pe zana maseluta!
Alex nu suna la numarul gresit...Tu raspunzi la numarul gresit!
Alex a raspuns la un apel pierdut.
Alex a omorat 50 de teroristi cu 2 gloante.Primul a fost de avertizare!
Cand era mic,Mos Craciun primea cadouri de la Alex.
Alex poate sa faca poze cu telefonul fix. Chiar si selfie.
Alex si-a aruncat casa pe geam.
Fii si tu ca si Alex! <3