wait, wait, wait.... hold your horses... uhm... YOU'RE A GIRL GAMER?!!?! O_O Not to be a freak, but.. just when I thought you couldn't get more attractive.. you started playing video games. Nicely done, m'lady. You've just become every man's dream woman. If you had missed a couple before, now you can be sure you've got us ALL "drooling", lol.

This should be self-explanatory but apparently, I have to justify myself.

There's nothing more feminine than using a product on your body. Makeup is 100% feminine and by the same logic, so is wiping your ass. I haven't wiped my ass in about 4 years, and I've NEVER had any issues. My digestive system is in the top 1% in terms of regularity, functionality, and performance, and I've never once felt the need to "clean up" after myself.

If you ♥♥♥♥, and you need to wipe, you've got an emasculated GI tract and that's your own issue. Man up and get your ♥♥♥♥ (literally) together.

Hey teach I was wondering, what is a ratio. You see yesterday when I was on Twitter Dot Com I got HELLA ratio'd because I don't know how to spell whens day. I mean really why should I care about english like really its like americaneese and America is super racist they had slaves. Anyways teach back to what I was asking how the ♥♥♥♥ do I get my twitter unsuspended.

So rest assured that I

will not be in the way of your gaming and socializing experience. Consider

me a Player 2.. a companion, a partner, and perhaps we can enjoy some

video games together some time. I see you play mini games? I am a

mini-game aficionado, so I would be happy to assist you in games.

Platonically of course, unless you (like many others) change your mind on

that. I look forward to our future together (as friends of course.)

I am quite popular around here in this server, so if you

require guidance, please throw me a mention. I will assist you at any hour,

day or night. And, before you are mistaken, I do not seek your hand in a

romantic way; although I am not opposed in the event you are interested in

me, as many women often are. I am a man of standard, and I do not bow to

just any female that comes my way, unlike my peers...

Hello, I noticed you have a profile picture of a very beautiful (but also

intelligent looking!) female, and I am under the presumption that this

goddess is you? It is quite astonishing to see a female here in the Pakistan

Official discord.