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2.6 hrs on record
Early Access Review
The Unwarranted Praise of "Liar's Bar": A Critique of Its So-Called Innovation

Recently, the game "Liar's Bar" was awarded the prestigious title of "Most Innovative Gameplay" by a prominent gaming organization. This decision left me utterly perplexed and, frankly, infuriated. Far from being a groundbreaking masterpiece, "Liar's Bar" is an exercise in mediocrity. Its gameplay, a rudimentary combination of a simple card game and Russian roulette, fails to live up to the hype. In this essay, I will explain why "Liar's Bar" is not only undeserving of such accolades but also emblematic of the misplaced priorities within the gaming industry.

First and foremost, the gameplay in "Liar's Bar" is painfully basic. The core mechanics involve drawing cards and bluffing your way through a scenario while a randomized "roulette" mechanic introduces a chance of failure or success. These elements are neither new nor particularly engaging. Card games with bluffing elements have been around for decades, and the inclusion of a Russian roulette mechanic adds little more than a gimmick. It’s as if someone took two uninspired ideas, mashed them together, and called it a day. The result is a game that feels unoriginal and underwhelming—a far cry from the innovation it purports to embody.

To illustrate the lack of innovation, let us compare "Liar's Bar" to genuinely groundbreaking games. Titles like "Portal" revolutionized the puzzle genre with their mind-bending mechanics and clever use of physics. Games like "The Stanley Parable" challenged traditional narrative structures by incorporating meta-commentary and player choice in profound ways. Even smaller indie titles, such as "Baba Is You," introduced entirely new ways of thinking about puzzles through mechanics that allow players to alter the rules of the game itself. These are examples of true innovation. "Liar's Bar," in contrast, does not even attempt to push the boundaries of gameplay or design. Instead, it relies on tired tropes and shallow execution, offering nothing more than fleeting amusement.

What makes this situation even more frustrating is the critical acclaim "Liar's Bar" has received. It’s not just the award; it’s the general reception that elevates this profoundly mediocre game to a pedestal it does not deserve. This misplaced praise diminishes the hard work and creativity of developers who genuinely strive to create innovative experiences. By rewarding games like "Liar's Bar," the industry sends a message that superficial novelty is more valuable than meaningful innovation.

Furthermore, the mechanics of "Liar's Bar" are not just basic—they are actively terrible. The card game lacks depth, offering minimal strategic variety. Players are forced into repetitive scenarios that grow tiresome within minutes. The Russian roulette mechanic, while initially thrilling, quickly becomes an exercise in frustration due to its reliance on random chance. This combination leads to gameplay that is both unfulfilling and aggravating. If anything, "Liar's Bar" is a cautionary tale of how not to design a game.

In conclusion, "Liar's Bar" is an undeserving recipient of the "Most Innovative Gameplay" award. Its shallow mechanics and derivative design offer little of value, especially when compared to genuinely innovative titles that push the boundaries of gaming. By celebrating such mediocrity, the industry risks stifling true creativity. Let us not allow games like "Liar's Bar" to define innovation when they so clearly fail to embody it.
Posted 1 January.
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16.8 hrs on record (13.0 hrs at review time)
I CRAVE A BLOODBATH! ... Or maybe a blood shower.
Posted 7 September, 2024.
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7.5 hrs on record (3.6 hrs at review time)
i opened the salt store and sold salt. 1 dollar salt. its a very good deal.
Posted 11 August, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
0.8 hrs on record
Early Access Review
bought car
sold for loss
found blackjack
i have 4 dollars now
refunding because this game feeds my gambling addiction
Posted 16 February, 2024.
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11.4 hrs on record (5.8 hrs at review time)
its good. everyone is complaining about optimization but they're gonna fix it eventually. its just a trend right now to release unfinished games lol
Posted 24 November, 2023.
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41.4 hrs on record
funny legos
Posted 29 May, 2023.
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0.0 hrs on record
i don't get why people are complaining about it not being worth 10 bucks. it was super fun, the puzzles were really good, and it is most definitely worth 10 bucks.
Posted 7 May, 2022.
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22.0 hrs on record (3.5 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
this game is amazing. my only complaint is its hard to hear AI teammates.
Posted 4 January, 2022.
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7.8 hrs on record (6.9 hrs at review time)
this game is pretty fun and relaxing. but hard to get a hang of the conveyors at first.
Posted 24 November, 2021.
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4.2 hrs on record (1.4 hrs at review time)
Only peed a little :)
Posted 31 October, 2021.
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