September 9 1718

Founder Baldridge.
I received word you are mustering your soldiers to attack me. As a fellow Pyrate, and as a friend prior to our years in Libertallia, I implore you, heed my words:

I know not who sowed the seeds of our current discord, but I am certain: if the civil war continues, everything we have spent our lives working towards shall come to ruin. History will remember us not as pioneers, but fools.

We must put a stop to this conflict, together. Should we join forces, we shall have the strongest alliance on the island. The other Founders will either join us or fall to our superior might.

If you agree, light a candle in your study this evening, and I shall take that as a sign you have come to your senses. If not, remember both Want and England have made attempts on my life, and failed.

Founder Condent

can we cuddle

do it clap, do it jiggle?
do it stink, do it grip?
is it juicy, do it quake?
do it skibidussy? can it be thrown in a rhombus?
do it spin? is it made out of steel?

I'm telling you, this dude is as cracked as he is jacked. I saw him at a 7-11 the other day and he was buying cases of Redbull and adult diapers. I asked him what the diapers were for and he said, "they help contain my full power so I don't completely $hit on these kids" and then he bunny hopped out the door, if you think you're good at fps games then you've probably never played against this dude before, because he's just that good

A girl.... AND a gamer? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO ♥♥♥♥ *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka *masturabtes furiously* ohhhh my gooooodd~

I existed here