Mike's the name and Pulling's the game

Life quotes: "If you gonna be a poes at least be a lekka poes bru"

Body count: somewhere in the 100's

Favorite people:

- Elsa Jean
- Kendra Lust
- Shaiden Rogue
- Adriana Chechik
- Dillon Harper

Star sign - Virgo but far from a virgin

Tunes for the jolz - if it goes doof doof then its good

Spirit Animal - Myself cuz im an animal in the sheets

- #gym
- #pulling
- #instageez
- #bru
- #hectic
- #jol
- #nic is where it's at
- #vaabz


Pro's:

- Jeep Wrangler limited edition 2018 model
- vape conisiour
- jols kak hard
- threads are from emporio armani
- binnet basher
- swimming team (face is used to being wet)
- bigger than the boets
- f*cked my teacher
- CEO of vibes
- dops poes hard
- known as big daddy of bong and pong
- takes trips up mountains to impress binnets
- dank my bru
- Instageez filled with binnets
- laaf in Fourways is best laaf
- vaab enhancer
- at all the littest jols
- all bouncers are scared of me
- knows drug lords
- wingman the f*ck out of you bru
- bros b4 hoes
- listens to any doof doof tunes
- poesing okes is how i exercise
- can bash okes head into my car door and wont leave a scratch
- vape trick king
- poes sexy your mother wants my juice
- pick up game on point
- has lekker okes as friends
- binnets don't stand a chance
- fist pump so hard I dislocate my shoulder
- can lift more than any guy you know
- im a f*ckn UNIT
- f*ck leg day


Cons:

- kak liver & lungs dop & smoke poes loads
- cant produce ID lost it at a jol
- can make any tight cooch loose as a goose
- dads a poes (f*cked my binnet)
- crash at friends houses cuz f*cked my dads binnet infront of him
- binnets cant make me do anything
- the bois moms
- speedlimit
- womanizer
- the bois love easily
- low tier alcohol
- makes betties lose their virginity by looking at them
- keeping a convo going after sex
- benders without a phone
- listening to females irritates me
- steals all the bois binnets
- send okes to the hospital too often
- brethalizer
- SAPD
- only have 2 small STD's
- giving a f*ck
- uses BRU too much

Good Traits: Ask your mom

Bad Traits: wipe my d*ck on binnets bedding after an*l

Fave Drink: If there is alcohol it's going in

Irritations:

- small okes who thinks they big
- binnets with hot moms (take them both anyways)
- gays (just a preference bru)
- having real sisters and not step sisters

Nicknames for the dolz:

- birds
- binnits
- betties
- b*tches
- dolz

Betty check list:

- poes sexy friends
- gives good BJ's
- birth control (gotta be safe bru)
- long and short hair
- knows im big daddy
- clean shaven cooch
- MILF
- invited mom to join
- white Choco (not racist just what I like bru)
- poes nice body
- place to dos after a jol
- THICCCC
- Twins
- 18+
- short & tall
- nothing below 7/10s
- doesn't get mad when I cheat on her with her best friend
- hard joller
- FIRM tits
- ROUND ass
- tight cooch (could barely fit bru)

Tips and tricks for the jols:

- steal dads card and car (student life ey bru)
- look poes lekka all the time
- ask questions after you poes okes
- dont f*ck the owners wife
- make friends with the afrikaans chanas
- dont fight with afrikaans okes
- keep R500 for drugs
- just be a lekka poes
- get fu*ked to show the binnets who's king
- dont f*ck a wh*re
- poes okes to show them who is captain
- pull other okes dolls while they watch
- wear tight fit shirts binnets love it bru
- smoke a vape when head bopping
- do drugs at tables not dance floors
- after party at binnets houses

IF YOU WANNA FIGHT BRING IT POES!
I WILL F*CK YOUR BINNET WHEN YOU KNOCKED OUT!