smells +rep

Man i really miss the good old days in school. every day, right after the pledge of allegiance and before the morning announcements, the teacher would have us line up single-file clockwise around the room so we each get a fair chance to threaten to murder her with our guns. If you forgot your handgun at home that day, or your mom forgot to pack it for you, you didn’t get to threaten teacher’s life and instead had to clean out the chalkboard erasers while watching your friends and peers shove weapons in your teacher’s face. That was the worst, when mom would forget to pack my gun, because I hated cleaning those erasers. They always irritated my sinuses.

#banned from school