just a random person having fun and making people happy in tf2 since 2022

hello hello uhhhh i would like to record a message for you to help you get started with your first night here at hungry hoovy's punchin pizzas™ i actually worked in that office before you i'm finishing up my last week now as a matter of fact so i know it can be a bit overwhelming but im here to tell you there is nothing to worry about and you'll do fine so lets just focus on getting you through your first week okay uh let's see first there's and introductory greeting from the company that I'm supposed to read it's kind of a legal thing but im gonna skip that since the workers here probably told you. now the hoovys here do get a bit quirky at night but do i blame them "kinda" if i were forced to hold the same stupid minigun for 20 years and i never got a bath i'd probably be a bit irritable at night too so remeber theese hoovys hold a special place in the hearts of children and we need to show them a little "respect" right? okay so just be aware the hoovys do tend to wander a bit uh they're left in some kind of free roaming setting at night something about their brains freezing up they get lazy for too long and they used to be allowed to walk around during the day too but then there was the slide of 87 where one of the hoovys froze up and just started sliding and ran into someone... NOW concerning your safety the only real risk to you is the fact that these hoovys if they happen to see you after hours will probably think you are a part of blu/red team they will most likely see you as a metal hoovy skeleton without its costume on now since that's against conduct rule 8###b here at hungry hoovy's punchin pizzas™ they will probably try smash you into a suit now that wouldn't be so bad if the suits thems elves weren't filled with sandvich cross beams strings of baloney etc. but hey first day should be a breeze chat with ya tomorrow and check those cameras and remember to close the doors only if absolutely necessary gotta conserve power alright good night.