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0.2 hrs on record
Least expensive ten minutes of my life
Posted 20 February.
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0.3 hrs on record
---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☑ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad

---{ Gameplay }---
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☑ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☑ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☑ Kids
☑ Teens
☐ Adults
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
☑ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Game Size }---
☐ Floppy Disk
☐ Old Fashioned
☐ Workable
☑ Big
☐ Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive
☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☑ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☑ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☑ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☑ Average
☐ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☐ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☑ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☑ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---SCORE { ? / 10 }---
☐ 1
☐ 2
☐ 3
☐ 4
☑ 5
☐ 6
☐ 7
☐ 8
☐ 9
☐ 10
(I gave this game another chance on PS5 and put in around 20 hours, that's why my playtime is so low on Steam.)
I've played Roblox games better than this garbage. Spend your money on Helldivers 2 or Deep Rock Galactic or smth worth your time or money. Sega, this was a disappointment.
Posted 18 February.
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8 people found this review funny
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51.8 hrs on record (41.7 hrs at review time)
---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☑ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad

---{ Gameplay }---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
☑ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Game Size }---
☐ Floppy Disk
☐ Old Fashioned
☐ Workable
☐ Big
☑ Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive
☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☑ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☑ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☑ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☑ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☐ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☑ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☑ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---SCORE { ? / 10 }---
☐ 1
☐ 2
☐ 3
☐ 4
☐ 5
☐ 6
☐ 7
☐ 8
☑ 9
☐ 10
I love this game but the bugs (not being able to get out of fast recon vehicles, not being able to interact with objectives, stratagems and grenades bouncing off of stupid things) make it extremely difficult to play sometimes, I will 100% change this to a 10/10 if these bugs are fixed. And a lot of the content costs money to access, or absolutely absurd amounts of grinding, but I still enjoy playing this game and will continue doing so.
EDIT:
I am simply an idiot and did not realize that I can't get out of the car when I am viewing the map, changing my review to a nine out of ten, will become a ten if grenade and stratagem bounces are fixed.
Posted 16 February. Last edited 17 February.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
11.6 hrs on record (9.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I enjoy being a crab and terrorizing other crabs with lethal weapons. I also enjoy this game a lot.
Posted 7 February.
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1 person found this review helpful
10.2 hrs on record (6.5 hrs at review time)
Fun with friends but idk why it's labeled as horror. Caving in Minecraft is scarier, this game is meant for children.
Posted 7 February.
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2 people found this review helpful
1.6 hrs on record
No.
Posted 2 February.
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3.4 hrs on record
The graphics are very different from the other Arkham games, and the ragdoll physics are hilariously buggy and unrealistic, but at it's core it's still a Batman game so it's fine by me.
Posted 14 January.
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4.4 hrs on record (2.7 hrs at review time)
Good
Posted 10 January.
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5.7 hrs on record (1.4 hrs at review time)
I suck at this game.
Posted 5 January. Last edited 21 February.
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31.2 hrs on record (24.4 hrs at review time)
I suck at this game. EDIT: I still suck at this game.
Posted 3 January. Last edited 11 January.
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