Ladies in general love me, trust me because I make them feel at ease, I'm manly af AAAND care about your feelings BOTH AT THE SAME TIME! I'm your wise to go to person, I'm ambitious? I've dominated a part of the world, I'm 30 years early to retirement! And my IQ is 143! I'm clean and take very god care of myself, but I don't have a great body

-rep hoarding vbucks instead of donating them to daycare centre

This is the tale of lilypad Larry.

On his long journey he found many places to stay. A log Larry. Hmm. In a bog. Bog Larry. Or in another frog, frog Larry.
But none were quite so good as lilypad.
So liilypad Larry went on an adventure to find an even better lilypad. Perhaps one he could finally call home.
AND on the 12th day, in a new pond down the road, lilypad Larry found a new lilypad!
Big and buoyant and green and verdant, he decided that this would be his home.
Until this lilypad was also destroyed VIOLENTLY by a pond eruption.
And no more lilypad for lilypad Larry.
And then, he killed himself.

airballs but they increasingly get more embarrassing

hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture. i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why it's a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirtring i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk you look really nice and fun xxx