别再在我的个人资料上做同性恋了，我们的主和救世主习近平会不高兴的

等等，等等，等等......稳住你的马......呃......你是一个女孩游戏玩家？！！！？！ O_O 不是怪人，但是……就在我认为你无法变得更有吸引力的时候……你开始玩电子游戏。干得好，女士。你刚刚成为每个男人的梦想女人。如果你之前错过了一些，现在你可以确定你已经让我们都“流口水”了，哈哈。

this year im thankful for you


















oh and my BIG FAT BALLS

I reflect on my reflection
And I ask myself the question
What's the right direction to go
I don't know
Am I a man or am I a muppet
If I'm a muppet then I'm a very manly muppet
Am I a muppet or am I a man
If I'm a man that makes me a muppet of a man
I look into these eyes
And I don't recognize
The one I see inside
It's time for me to decide
Am I a man or am I a muppet
If I'm a muppet oh I'm a very manly muppet
Am I a muppet or am I a man
If I'm a man that makes me a muppet of a man
Here I go again
I'm always running out of time
I think I've made up my mind
Now I understand who I am
I'm a man
I'm a muppet
I'm a muppet of a man
I'm a very manly muppet
I'm a muppet of a man
That's what I am

- Put a finger down if you wanna finger me
- Put a finger down if you wanna ♥♥♥♥ me
- Put a finger down if you can squirt
- Put a finger down if you can queef in my face
- And finally.
- Put a finger down if you wanna marry me

I went to the doctor and they said I had an irregular heartbeat, and that I am at risk for heart failure

But I looked for a deeper meaning.. I put my heartbeats into morse code and revealed what it was screaming to me.

It was asking for my waifu.. Ai ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, pookie bear.