Recent reviews by CurrySpirals

Don't put your wand there, boy!

I wish I could come out and play with you tonight, but I'm a little busy...with your girl on my lap.

We're a generation of men raised by women. I'm wondering if another woman is really the answer we need.

Let's Get Ready to Rumble!

Hotties check in, but they don't check out.

She didn't notice us, she must be a cop.

You taste like a Burger. I don't like you anymore.

It's the same thing your whole life: "Clean up your room. Stand up straight. Pick up your feet. Take it like a man. Be nice to your sister. Don't mix beer and wine together, ever." Oh, yeah: "Don't drive on the railroad track."

Space: Final Frontier.
These are the voyages of the starship Iron Bastard.
It's five-year mission: to explore strange new women,
To seek out new virgins and seduce them,
To boldly go where no man has gone before.

Just remember what ol' Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, and the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big ol' storm right square in the eye, and he says "Give me your best shot, pal. I can take it.