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How to obtain a pizza
By yesskillch
This is a great guide on ordering pizza. Pizza is roasted flatbread, typically with tomato sauce and cheese and baked in the oven. It is usually on top of a selection of meat, vegetables and spices.

The concept of pizza was first recorded in the 10th century, in Gaeta's Latin script in central Italy. A modern pizza was invented in Naples, Italy, and the dish and its varieties have since become popular and common in many parts of the world. In 2009, at the request of Italy, polenta pizza was protected as a traditional specialty in the European Union. The Association Verace Pizza Napoletana, a non-profit organization founded in 1984 and headquartered in Naples, aims to "promote and protect ... a true Neapolitan pizza".

Pizza is sold fresh or frozen, either in whole or in part, and is a common fast food market in Europe and North America. Cooking is done using a variety of stoves and many varieties. Several similar foods are made from ingredients commonly used in pizza production, such as calce and strombol.
   
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History Of The Pizza
Foods like pizza are made after the Neolithic Age. During ancient history there is information about people who add other ingredients to the bread to make it tasteless. The ancient Greeks supplemented the bread with oils, herbs and cheese or hops, and in the 6th century BC the soldiers of King Darius I of Persia bake the cheese and the dates of his battle ball. Cene, Queen of the Harps, predicts that Trojans will not find peace until they have to eat their cherries (book III). In Book VII Aeneas and his men serve a meal that includes round pies (such as pita bread), which are on top of boiled vegetables. When they eat bread, they realize that these are the "tables" that Celaeno predicted.
Modern pizza The evolution of similar flatbread dishes in Naples, Italy in the 19th or early 19th century. Jeyouni is considered to be the earliest form of modern pizza, which is very similar to modern Neapolitan pizza, but added as a dough additive. Before that time, flatbread often had ingredients such as garlic, salt, salad, cheese and basil. It is unclear when the tomatoes were first added, and there were many contradictory requirements. Up until 1830 pizza is sold out of the outdoor wall and pizza bakeries, and pizzerias keep this old tradition alive today.
Popular legend Legend says that archetypal pizza, Margherita pizza, was invented in 1889 when Capodimonte King's palace ordered a Neapolitan pizzeria Raffaele Esposito to create a pizza for visiting Queen Margherita Honor. Three of the different pizzas he created, the queen strongly recommended the pizza red in red with the Italian flag: red (tomatoes), green (basil) and white (mozzarella). Unfortunately, this type of pizza was then named after the queen, although recent research has doubts about this Legend.
Pizza was placed with the Italian immigrants in the United States in the late nineteenth century and first appeared in the areas where Italian immigrants concentrated. The first pizzeria, Lombardi's, was opened in 1905. After World War II, veterans who came back from an Italian campaign after exploring Italian food turned out to be special in the pizza market. Since then pizza consumption has exploded in the US Pizza chains such as Domino, Pizza Hut and Papa John, pizzas and bake pizzas, as well as chilled or frozen pizzas from supermarkets that provide fresh pizza easily available nationwide. It's so common, 13 percent of the US population consumes pizza every day.
Step 1: Ordering The Pizza
Getting a pizza is quite easy when you have money and social skills. One needs to use an advanced Internet search, like Bing, to look for pizza delivery services.

Next, you are going to your phone, and of the services you find, they will be called from you. There are many services, most important of which are Papa John's, Pizza Hut and Domino's.



Next, give the person on the phone details of what is going to be on your pizza. You can choose small pepperoni, onion, shrooms, or pineapple if you are the Satan.

Next, you're going to give your private information to the person on your phone. This will help them to know where to place your pizza.
Step 2: Waiting
Now that you've given the employee your phone number, street address, and other personal information that you've given of yourself to a totally random stranger like a typical American who also wonders why theft and robbery are so common, then you have to wait for pizza. Believe it or not, it is not just going to teleport in your house as soon as you hang up.
Step 3: The Delivery
Now the person has arrived. It's time to get your pizza. Just wait for him to go to the door and take it away from him, you can give him $1 because he drove around all day, like a modern American slave who works for random strangers, or you can be smart and keep the money and buy another pizza.

Step 4: Making A Meme
You aren't completely ordering a pizza until you've posted that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ boneless pizza meme.

Good work, you're the winner.
Congratulations, you've got a pizza and you probably ate it. Like a typical fat man, go eat lettuce as well. Rate and comment fairly.

11 Comments
Hassan 6 Nov, 2019 @ 7:15am 
no sources smh
Lylliana of Mirrah 25 Sep, 2019 @ 3:58am 
i want to install food menu mods!!!!
Marie 22 Sep, 2019 @ 7:30am 
im sorry but bing gave me aidds. ui can gub like sory ;(
grrr 20 Sep, 2019 @ 6:19pm 
i cried
Trickster's Requiem 12 Sep, 2019 @ 9:54am 
I have indeed laughed
VybezKartel2006 8 Sep, 2019 @ 5:45am 
didnt funny not laugh
Wikaiii 15 Nov, 2018 @ 6:21pm 
epic
Boris Grishenko 25 Jan, 2018 @ 11:17pm 
I know de way
55zanaris99 25 Jan, 2018 @ 5:09pm 
Instructions not clear, I live in Uganda.
Big Slappy 25 Jan, 2018 @ 3:59am 
I thought this was how to get in game pizza........what I found was much, much better :goodgame: