Garry's Mod

Garry's Mod

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How to be an EPIC RP server moderator
By KB!
A guide to show YOU how t2 be da most epic and stereotype DarkRP mod evar
   
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Step 1. obtainign teh mod position :0
First and foremost, u gotta become a member of said server. All big RP servers are under managements of some sort of clan or group or some ♥♥♥♥. Most mods are people who gave them money for the position or are members bc friends w/ owners of the server. So u gotta do tha latter of those things lol most gaming groups have a rlly edgy name and taek themselvs 2 srs.
Step 2. be bullied a lot in school adn sit alone at lunch
Like most RP server mods u gotta let the power go 2 ur head and still be salty over high school ♥♥♥♥ and abuse it by shiddign urself over one little oopsie by kickign and harassign literally everybody who does one little thing they not supposed to.
Step 3. Abuse the admin power over bitterness from your teenage years
Remembur that qt.3.14 u had a crush on and stalked on social media and how she went 4 Chad instead of u bc all girls like ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and reported u 2 the principal after she caught u taking pictures of her feet in class? ya what a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥. the incident not only made u an incel and regularly say stupid ♥♥♥♥ like "BEGONE THOT" to literally any remotely attractive female unironically u begin to resent the female gender and everyone you nickname "chad" which is a problem within itself. this resulted in u never beign invited to any parties. to this day u gloom at the badass HS and graduation parties u missed while u studies the blade an browsed da (four chins) *why tf is tthat censored u kno which cesspit website im talm bout tho* The only time a woman besides ur mom talkd 2 u it was to say ur pepperoni nipples stuck out too much in ur Rick and Morty shirt.

bettur take out that pent up anger out on some innocent ppl online bc ur not able to stand up for urself irl. Whats that? an innocent player put a prop somewhere you dont like? ban his ass. A hobo put 50% transparent walls around his out of teh way alley to keep his radio from being stolen, theyre 5% more transparent than the server guidelines allow. ban him.
Step 4. Ban ppl for ur own mistakes.
Tf? the admin money printer has been stolen??/? but... it was locked up somewhere taht normal players roleplaying as the mafia can get to it and steal it? how is this possible? Change the rules and ban all of the people responsible.
Step 5. remembr that teh server has more rules and b moar strict than North Korea
Every single time somebody ♥♥♥♥ up u gotta grab them w/ ur damn physgun that picks up ppl and bring them over 2 u or just tp them and say somen like "y did u do dis" an "ur not supposd 2 do that" "ur walls arnt allowed 2 be 100% invisibl" an "ur not allowed 2 kill some1 attackign u thats RDM im gona ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ban ur ass 4 this boy" jus in general b the equivalent of a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SS officer and treat every1 like homosexuals and jews. just be as big an ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ as u possibly can let nobody have any freedom whatsoever no matter how smal the misdeed u ♥♥♥♥ them up for their stupid ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bc no girls want 2 date u you'll die a virgin so just be a in general b a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥.
step 6. hav an awesome badass epic playrmodel
it's a necessity to have either Haus the plague doctor or a combine elite reskin with flames as your playermodel when you're an admin.
30 Comments
NOTaFACTOR 5 Dec, 2018 @ 10:48pm 
LOL the Begone thot part was so accurate. that shit is so cringey!
King Hoe face 4 Dec, 2018 @ 8:56am 
so basically im monky
Liillikiiida11 3 Dec, 2018 @ 3:17pm 
basically
Pythios 3 Dec, 2018 @ 4:12am 
You forget that RP init of itself is a horrible self collapsing system that can be balanced with players instead of annoyiong children who call themselves god,
roeland34 3 Dec, 2018 @ 1:02am 
is XxX$₩₳₲_MɆł₴₮ɆⱤXxX a good name?
2 Dec, 2018 @ 5:50pm 
I fucking love you.
.yh_hat_trick 2 Dec, 2018 @ 5:12pm 
metro is a n-G g 3r
The Guy 2 Dec, 2018 @ 1:10pm 
Im the koolest admin
егор попс 2 Dec, 2018 @ 4:09am 
ya ponyal,shto nichego ne ponyal
Girlhusband 1 Dec, 2018 @ 6:22pm 
Helped me become a virgin