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For Science.

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I found a composition book with the lyrics, and notes:

[Two scientists in sector C making an observation:]

Oh My God...
Doctor!
Look at the posterior
it's it's... amazingly large...
Her triple pleated khakis are obviously the wrong size.
Somebody ring the fashon police, heh heh...
Very non-scientific if you ask me...
She's only getting attention because of that most inappropriate tie and lab coat she wears.
But I can't take my eyes off of that disproportionate protrusion...
I cannot believe it is so round...
it's like... if it were a celestial body it would be black 
and have quite the gravity well if you know what I mean...

[Dr. K sets those squares straight by entering a quantum state of singing and not singing known as 'rap']

I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, 
wanna pull out your tough
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get with you
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that butt you got makes

(me so stimulated!)

Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin you say you wanna get in my Benz?
Well, use me, use me 'Cause you ain't that average groupie
I've seen them dancin' To hell with romancin'
She's sweat, wet, Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
I'm tired of magazines Sayin' flat butts are the thing
Take the average professor and ask him that
She gotta pack much back?
So, fellas! (Yes!) Fellas! (uh huh?!)
Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Quite!) (Why Yes!)
Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
Shake that healthy butt!
Baby got back!

[The other hip scientists join in and provide a little peer-review:]

LA face with Oakland booty!
L L L L LA LA LA... !
El-a el -a-a-a el-a el a-a-a-!
(wiki wiki wiki wik wik)
Baby got back!
LA face with Oakland booty!
Okie Okie....Okie-Dokie!
LA face with Oakland booty!
LA face with Oakland booty!

[Dr. K continues with more trials.]

I like 'em round, and big
And when I'm throwin' a gig
I just can't help myself, I'm acting like an animal
Now here's my scandal
I wanna get you home
And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh
I ain't talkin' bout Playboy
'Cause silicone parts are made for experiments
I want 'em real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Dr. K is in trouble
Beggin' for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Knock-kneeded bimbos walkin' like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sisters, I wanna get with ya
I won't cuss or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna *DYAAAHHHHHAH
Till the break of dawn Baby got it goin' on
A lot of simps won't like this song
'Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it
And I'd rather stay and play
'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on
So, ladies! {Right then!} Ladies! {What next?}
If you wanna roll in my Mercedes {I Never!}
Then turn around! Stick it out!
Even undergrads got to shout
Baby got back!

[musical interlude]

[Dr. K presents his abstract:]

Baby got back!
Yes, When it comes to females and procreation, Science has nothing to do with my selection
8.4x10^-12 !? ah-hah, only if it's in "Ass-tronomical Units"

So your girlfriend rolls a Honda, playin' workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none
Unless you've got buns, hun
You can do side bends or sit-ups,
But please don't lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that "hard" role
And tell you that the butt ain't gold
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to procure it
So the cosmos says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that!
'Cause your waist is small and your curves are kickin'
And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'
To the beanpole dames in the magazine:
You ain't it, Miss Thing!
Give me a sister, I can't resist her
Red beans and rice didn't miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
'Cause his girls are on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And I pull up quick to get wit 'em
So ladies, if the butt is round,
And you want a triple X throw down,
Dial 1-900-DOCTOR K
And kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back!

[Drum solo]

Little in the middle but she got much back
Little in the middle but she got much back?
Little in the middle but she got much back!
Little in the middle but she got much back.

[as with most musicals, the lab returns to normal with no explanation.]

er..right then, Let's get back to work.

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Freya Dec 4, 2024 @ 3:58am

half life

Black Joshi Oct 25, 2015 @ 3:04pm

10/10 Makes me so stimulated

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