Your Only Move Is HUSTLE

Your Only Move Is HUSTLE

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how to beat a robot main
By trout
this guide will tell you the secrets of a yomi master and the tips and tricks to beating a robot main
   
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THINGS TO AVOID WHEN FIGHT THE ROBOT
1-do not let them calculate they are using advanced calculations (very superior to yours)

2-do not block if you are mid range this is command grab range and you will be touched by the robots unwashed hands (gross(very yucky)

3-DO NOT AT ALL COSTS PLAY AGAINST A ROBOT PLAYER
if you are in a situation that this is unavoidable this guide is for you




the dark arts of robot annihilation
these dark arts are not for the faint of heart is you are not willing to delve into the abyss turn back now

dark art no.1- close the game, this technique traps the robot in the shadow realm never to bully a ninja main again.

dark art no.2- sending them their IP address, a robots worst fear is having their servers destroyed use if the robot asks you for a rematch after winning.

dark art no.3- throw water at the robot for ninja and cowboy you mast put in the konami code to do this but wizards already have a solution with their water based attacks

FORBIDDEN TECHNIQUE-this technique can only be used by those who have delved the depths of the abyss, yell at the robot the abyssal words "xbox turn off" this will cause the robot to shut down and its shell to be dragged to the depths of hell.



uh uh please like my guide i had to break into a temple for this
i hope this friendly guide helped you get better at the game





credits:
JBizzy-01 (the monk who taught me the forbidden technique)
M2A1 (an evil lich who taught me dark art no.2)



23 Comments
markis! 2 Mar @ 5:38am 
as a robot main: i agree!
cat 28 Feb @ 4:44pm 
what konami code?
ExplosiveDiarrhea 14 Feb @ 3:01am 
peak media
Just_Casual 8 Feb @ 12:31pm 
Instructions clear, beat my very first robot as ninja.
rel34m 12 Dec, 2024 @ 8:41pm 
nifilhiem
trout  [author] 21 Nov, 2024 @ 6:49pm 
whats a fire sord?
rel34m 21 Nov, 2024 @ 5:04pm 
yea but fire sord also gap closer and gtfo wen needed
trout  [author] 4 Nov, 2024 @ 8:33pm 
this does not match up with my type charts (Niflheim = ice) (robot = steel) so niflheim should not be super effective against robot
rel34m 4 Nov, 2024 @ 7:49pm 
like fr niflehiem is op against robot
rel34m 4 Nov, 2024 @ 7:32pm 
steam workshop or are you is stupid