He stares out from the screen on channel number 2
In a businesslike suit as white as a bone,
Looking like a kid who’s preparing to ask
Me if I have any games on my phone.
“Don’t make me say it again. I’m a CLEANER.”
(He’s said this like 400 times already)
As he packs up his case and suppressed micro-pistol
And leaves to fetch whoever’s gone all behead-y.

Here comes the main man, Garcian Smith!
On a mission to Kill the Past.
May the Lord smile and the Devil have mercy
Don’t get in his way or he’ll kick your ass.

Dan is the bruiser, and Kaede’s the sniper
Coyote picks locks and can practically fly
Con has his speed, and Kevin’s got knives
While Mask has sweet drip and his HP is high.
Yeah, these are all nice, but the Smiles be wilin’
And if they get too close, you’re for sure gonna die.
So if you need someone to bring back the bag
Containing your head? Garcie S is your guy.

Here comes the main man, Garcian Smith!
On a mission to Kill the Past.
Christopher Mills is his contact, but maybe
He should swap out his windshield for bulletproof glass.

“We don’t get many black folk ‘round these parts”
Says the old man outside the Ulmeyda complex
(Don’t get many black folk? Here? In the South?
You must be “special”. Good luck having sex.)
The personas swoop in, they’re prepared to avenge
All those dead guys who beat off four times a day.
And as Cloudman’s blood rains from the sky, Clemence says
It tastes like Ulmeyda’s (how’s bro know that? Is he gay?)

Here comes the main man, Garcian Smith!
In the Union Hotel to Kill the Past.
Watch in surprise as he murks all his friends
In a flashback, with style and impeccable class.

He raises his eyebrow at Benjamin Keane
Like a rizzler who’s spotted a 10 out of 10.
He coolly declares “This gun holds seven bullets”
You can’t fool the face of the killer7, Ben.
But plot twist! His real name’s Emir Parkreiner!
Now his eyes are bright green(?); he confronts Matsuken
Pick one of two endings that don’t really matter
The Harman/Kun feud reignites yet again.

Here comes the main man, Garcian Smith!
With a mad quest to Kill the Past.
You won’t understand what the ♥♥♥♥’s going on,
But I’m sure the impression will last.