The Sims™ 4

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"Plumbobs and Pandemonium: The Absurdist’s Guide to The Sims™ 4"
Por SᴘɪᴅᴇʀCʟᴀᴡ ⚡
Welcome to the wacky world of The Sims™ 4! Whether you're a seasoned player or just starting, this guide will teach you how to turn your Sims' lives into a comedy of errors. From bizarre building choices to relationship chaos, we’ve got you covered. Sit back, grab a Plumbob (or your snack of choice), and prepare for Simsanity!
   
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1. Creating Your Sim: The Art of Absolute Ridiculousness
The first step to a hilarious Sims experience is the Create-a-Sim (CAS) tool. Why make normal Sims when you can make… this?

Pro Tips:

Unhinged Features: Adjust every slider to the max or min. Want a Sim with a chin longer than their arm? Done.

Randomize Until You Cry: Hit the randomize button until something horrifying emerges. Bonus points if their outfit includes mismatched socks, a chicken hat, and flip-flops.

Traits for Chaos: Choose traits like Erratic, Kleptomaniac, or Hates Children. You’ll thank me when your Sim starts talking to a lamp during dinner.
2. Building a Home: Structural Nonsense
Why stop at “functional” when you can build a home that’s part art installation, part nightmare?

Pro Tips:

The Bathroom Maze: Build a labyrinth of doors, all leading to a single toilet. Watch your Sims fight over who gets to use it first.

Pool Trap: Build a swimming pool, remove the ladder, and let nature take its course. (Pro Tip: Name your pool "Natural Selection Simulator 3000.")

Ridiculous Rooms: Why not have a kitchen on the roof? Or a bathroom with 17 sinks and no toilet? Bonus: Put the TV outside and watch your Sims freeze during their favorite show.
3. Daily Life Shenanigans
Life in The Sims™ 4 doesn’t have to be boring. Here’s how to spice things up.

Pro Tips:

Fire Starter: Cook every meal with the cheapest stove available. Keep a fire extinguisher handy (or don’t).

Job Roulette: Make your Sim change careers every day. From astronaut to janitor, they’ll live a life of chaos and mediocrity.

WooHoo Everywhere: Why limit WooHoo to the bed? Try the rocket ship, the bush, or even the observatory. Your neighbors will never look at you the same way again.
4. Social Chaos: Friends, Foes, and Frenemies
The social aspect of The Sims™ 4 is ripe for comedic gold. Here’s how to make every interaction memorable.

Pro Tips:

Flirty Disaster: Make your Sim flirt with everyone in town. Bonus points if they’re married. Double bonus points if you break up every marriage in the neighborhood.

Enemy Fest: Pick fights with random Sims. Slap them, insult their llama heritage, or steal their food mid-conversation.

The Babysnatcher: Befriend a Sim, visit their house, and “borrow” their baby. (Don’t worry; the game will return it… eventually.)
5. Raising Kids: Or, How to Ensure They Need Therapy
Parenting in The Sims™ 4 is a delicate balance of nurturing and ruining your kids’ lives.

Pro Tips:

Homework Sabotage: Never let them do their homework. Instead, teach them valuable skills like… juggling plates or napping on the floor.

Monster Bed Pranks: Don’t buy a nightlight. Let the under-the-bed monsters raise them.

Age-Up Chaos: Forget their birthday and watch as they age up into adults with crippling issues. Bonus: Make them wear the hot dog costume forever.
6. Pets: Furry Agents of Mayhem
If you have The Sims™ 4: Cats & Dogs, your pets can add another layer of comedy.

Pro Tips:

Bizarre Breeds: Use the pet creator tool to make animals that look like they’ve been through a washing machine. Think: neon-green cats or dogs with giraffe necks.

Destructive Delight: Train your dog to destroy every piece of furniture. Your Sim will never sit comfortably again.

Cat Chaos: Adopt 12 cats and watch them take over the house. Bonus: Make one the mayor if you have the mod.
7. Death: A Natural Comedy
Death in The Sims™ 4 doesn’t have to be sad—it can be hilarious.

Pro Tips:

Cowplant Roulette: Grow a Cowplant and feed it sporadically. Watch it "accidentally" eat your least-favorite Sim.

Death by Pufferfish: Serve poorly cooked pufferfish sushi to dinner guests. Will they survive? Who knows!

Overwork to Oblivion: Force your Sim to work 24/7. They might collapse from exhaustion… or start hallucinating llamas.
8. Mods: The Gateway to Insanity
Mods are your key to making The Sims™ 4 even weirder.

Must-Try Mods:

Extreme Violence Mod: Because who doesn’t want their Sim to start a knife fight in the park?

100 Baby Challenge Mod: Let’s see how many kids your Sim can have before they collapse from exhaustion.

Weird Objects Mod: Add toilets that explode, haunted gnomes, or a refrigerator that insults your Sim every time they open it.
9. Challenges: Test Your Comedy Skills
Up for a challenge? Try these:

Funny Challenges:

The Naked Sim: Delete all their clothes. Let’s see how long they survive in public.

The Loner Challenge: Make a Sim with zero social skills. Watch them fail at every interaction.

The Kleptomaniac Life: Steal every item in your neighbors' houses until they’re left with nothing but shame.
10. Final Tips: Unleash Your Inner Chaos
Save often! Nothing is more tragic (or funny) than losing your progress because of a Sim’s unfortunate encounter with fire.

Experiment with cheat codes. Want unlimited money or to summon an alien baby? Motherlode and bb.showhiddenobjects are your best friends.

Embrace the glitches. Floating Sims? Babies stuck in the wall? That’s just free entertainment.
Conclusion
Now go forth, Simmers, and create a world where logic doesn’t apply, chaos reigns, and every moment is pure comedy gold. Remember: In The Sims™ 4, the only limit is your imagination—and how many Simoleons you have to fix the chaos you’ve created.
2 comentários
SᴘɪᴅᴇʀCʟᴀᴡ ⚡  [autor] 20 de fev. às 21:16 
Appreciate your comment.
obsidian29 20 de fev. às 13:50 
How does this not have hundreds of likes. I'd swear The Joker wrote it.

Gonna try half of these at least.