Global Gameplay Stats

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Global Achievements
 
% of all
players
Total achievements: 16
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76.9%

Welcome!

Loading successfully.
72.5%

Bootstrapping asshole

Start Among Ass 4.
69.2%

Nothing will change.

Start the settings.
68.7%

To the very depths

Find the end of the new folder.
68.7%

Strike back!

Find the help file.
67.3%

DOKA?

Try to recover DOKA 2 from the trash.
66.9%

What are you looking for here?

Try to access the C drive.
62.3%

Not enough loading for you?

Try to access the D drive.
49.3%

It's a demon!

To see what the ping is here.
43.9%

A true fan.

Jump to Slippy Floor games on Steam using the command line.
32.5%

Sweet dreams

Try to shut down the computer with the command line.
31.8%

You never got to play the best NEXT-GEN game

Wait until "ULTRA NEXT GEN GAME" is finished installing.
27.5%

Weak Internet

Click "refresh" in your browser.
26.1%

ERR!R

See the blue screen.
24.0%

There's really no porn here, friend

Long wait for the "HOME WORK" folder to load.
22.8%

Not removable

Try to delete the "Home Work" folder.