Play with me :)

Quite why anyone would want to put themselves through the physical torment that is required for enty to this exclusive organisation requires some explaining:
* They get to travel the world
* They get to blow ♥♥♥♥ up
* They jump out of planes on the edge of space
* They use all the latest Gucci kit
* They get expensive watches & Range Rovers on ticket
* They get every Christmas & New Year off... guaranteed

Excuses that could be given in the event of a Friendly Fire incident:
* Honestly man, you looked like a raghead in this light!
* Thought you had heard the rumours about me boffing your wife.
* I'm American!
* He looked just like a Rock Ape in the half light.
* Did anyone see the Bears' game last night?
* "Oh, BRIT forces ! I thought someone said ♥♥♥♥ forces"
* I work for Blackwater so suck my ass!
* We're Going to Jail, Dude (Well it seems to have worked so far)
* We didn't train for working with Foreign units!
* I didnt realize the RSM was doing a Gordon Brown impression ... I thought it WAS the one eyed scots git.

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