~Kawaii Derankerino~

(づ｡✿◠‿‿◠｡)づ｡･ﾟﾟ* Global Elite Desu~!
(づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ｡･ﾟﾟ* Supreme memerrrr
(づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ Epic Legendary Eagle
(｡◕‿‿◕｡) MG ♥♥♥
｡◕‿‿◕｡Nova Fkwit
◕◡◕ Silver Scrub

I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

nice ♥♥♥♥♥♥ meme xDDD. im honord to be invite to professional counterstrikeglobaloffensive team. i deserve to be in supream master but i am actual nova master xDDD. i can not wait to be up on stage fighting against fanatik for munny.

kind reguarrds, mat thew sheran