Well here's some makeup tips for your little pal.

A little bit of blush on the tip, foundation on the shaft (make sure its the right blend as I got accused of have sexual relations with an Orange) and finally a little sprinkle of glitter for the extra Pizzazz.

Spank you much Love.

Tip #1
How to succeed in maximum penis shrinkage.

Item required:

- 1x bowl of ice

-1x Meat tenderiser

-2x Sedated cats

-1x Bicycle inner tube

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Can members please send me pictures of your penises... for scientific reasons, yes thats a legit reason, and please for the last time don't stick it in a pudding... its just a waste of good food ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

Picture can be sent to Ijustlikelookingatpenises@hotmale.com