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18 juni 2024 - not 不是巨魔狮子 leon (神 | 1 kommentarer

HEY GUYS!!!! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG time no sea! ITS ME. its not a joke.... its not a prank.... its not le trolling leoN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I BET YOU GUS wondering where i have been thsi whole time.....
sadlly :( its nothing 2 special....

il tell you a styory!!!! gather round boys and girls and they/thems too (everryone is eclome in silky escrots) and ill light a campfire

pictur this!!!!! me. just a silly lil goofy guy. i was talking my morning strole that i do every morning when ALL OF sudden 7 POLICE CARDS AND A HELICOPTER COME OUT OF NOOOOWHERE!!!! and haras me on the street. the ypolice mans get out of their car and THEY ARREST MEEEE!!!! for no reason... just like how i get bannd on csounter go every time i play the game...

they took me to jail ND SAID I WAS A DANGER TO MYSEF AND TO SOCIETY???? THIS IS OTURAGEUS!!!! i am neether of those (trust me guys )
so they decided to lock me up uin a padded cell and put me in a straight jaket (they didnt need tod o that im not a ♥♥♥♥♥*xual) and tahts where ive been this entyre time... locked in a cell... in a psych ward....

BUT ITS OKAY NOW!!!! they put me on thise special medication to "make me a safer indivudal" (lucky for me tehy dont realise i am not an invivdual and i work with more than ome person in my head)

CATCH YOU SLATER GUYS!!!!!!11

lots of love
not chinese psycho leon anymore...

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SPECIAL BIRTHDAY BOY SPECUAL ANNOUNCEMENT!!!!!!!

8 juni 2024 - jeff | 1 kommentarer

BIG NEWS GUYS EVERYONES FAVOURITE MKDERAROR IS NOW OLDER (he's 13 now (uh oh its the terrible teens look out!!!)) this is a very special occasion because it is the first birthday he has spent outside of chinese captivity (I hope!!!)

he was last reported to be living in the woods in Finland (I didn't think it was real either but yeah) so I am issuing mandatory orders for every silky member to buy a plane ticket to Finland and search the woods until he is found so we can wish him a happy birthday

we have many presents for him (like dr pepper and stuff) but I think his greatest gift this year will be the freedom from chinese slave labour camps and if I find out he has been recaptured, I will bawl my eyes out so hard

HAPPY BIRTHDAY EVERYONES FAVOJRTIE MODERAROR SILKY NOT TROLLING LEON (there's chinese stuff in his name but who cares)

YIPPEE!!!!!!!!!!