I did in fact shid my pant

Holy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥. I want to bang Ben Shapiro so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I go to Turning Point USA I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of him online. My dreams are nothing but constant ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sex with Ben Shapiro. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Ben's tight conservative boi ♥♥♥♥♥. I want him to have my mutant human/conservative babies.

♥♥♥♥, my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ libtard mom caught me with Ben Shapiro. I'd dressed him in my sister's skirt and went to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ town. She hasn't said a word to me in 10 hours and I'm worried she's gonna take away my Fox News subscription. I might not ever get to see Ben Shapiro again.