ricardo, pasqual, juan, tyrone, vladimir, whisky - quality over quantity for roughly 120 years

'cause das ma crew baby
expertise in crime/semi-legit business and professional methods for about an eternity has always been our top priority, you can rest assured dawg

we offer services such as:

- cooking meth (includes the "being the ones who knock" deluxe service pack; contact tyrone alias "¯\_(ツ)_/¯ How do I cook meth?")
- whisky trafficking
- firetruck trafficking (powered by kenwall-tomasino)
- trespassing
- mugging
- robbing banks
- smuggling your mexican relatives across the border
- burning cocaine from your local drug cartel
- being cheeky towards mafiosi
- stealing stolen organs from bulgarian organ traders
- burning scavenged ivory from african ivory hunters
- funding dictatorships
- destroying dictatorships which are late to pay their debts
- engulfing iraqi oil fields
- kidnapping crime bosses
- removing kebab
- expanding your business
- giving loans
- refining oil
- exporting own brands of whisky and bourbon
- salting the soups of others
- baking naan bread (offered exclusively by our establishments in afghanistan and pakistan)
- exporting quality t-bone steaks (95% domestic argentinian business, the remaining 5% are stolen goods from other farms)

self-classification(s): humanitarian aid organization, honest argentinian business, supporters of society, oppressed ukrainian minority