Ring so heavy I can't answer the phone.

+rep competitive wife & kids beater

I come from a low frequency environment and I've only used cash my entire life. The only time I've ever held a card was when I borrowed my cousin's Bank of America debit card to slice-open a funnel cake at the county fair when I took my daughter there on a trip amidst a lengthy child custody battle with my ex wife. I attempted to prove to my judge that I'm a responsible father, but we all know I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ not! I had my kid's ears pierced at 2 years old and she already knows what RedBull tastes like. I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥! Judge, if you're seeing this, please let me have Mckenzie back - I even wore my nice 8 ball jean jacket to the last court hearing

It is not my fault that they aren't raised well.

-rep Made us lose the round so he could get up and beat his wife and kids

+rep genuine definition of chad, nothing but respect for this guy