swampass the foul
J   United Kingdom (Great Britain)
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Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.
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swampass the foul 16 Feb @ 11:54pm 
thanks babe
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Broccoli 14 Feb @ 9:53am 
Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.
Broccoli 14 Feb @ 9:42am 
-rep I hope you trip and a fork falls into a socket and you get electrocuted and die a painful death because you're fat ugly and stupid and I hope you die
swampass the foul 16 Jan @ 4:28am 
who is this tramp in my comment section
ashmedai 14 Jan @ 1:13pm 
🎮👾 "Hey, so I know we’re just random players in the same lobby, but I’ve got a confession to make… every time you pop up on my screen, I can’t help but get distracted. 😏💖 The way you move in-game, the way you time your dodges, and let’s not forget that sweet victory when we escape together—honestly, I’m starting to think you might be more than just a gamer. 😌💫 Maybe we could team up for more than just this game? I promise I won’t camp you like the killer, and I’ll always save you off the hook. 😉💉 How about we run a few gens together, grab some healing kits, and see where the night takes us? 💪💘 If we can survive the fog, maybe we can survive life too. 🌫️💖"