Anchovy is real.

I refuse to create a myanimelist so I'm keeping my list here (by time order):
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-Lucky Star (⭐⭐)
-Nichijou (⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐)
-Howl's Walking Castle (⭐⭐⭐)
-The Princess and the Pilot (⭐⭐⭐)
-JoJo's Bizarre Adventure (⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐)
-JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Stardust Crusaders (⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐)
-Shimoneta (⭐⭐)
-Berserk: The Golden Age (⭐⭐)
-Watamote (⭐⭐⭐)
-JoJo's Bizzare Adventure: Diamond is Unbreakable (⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐)
-Girls und Panzer: der Film (⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐)
-Girls und Panzer: Ribbon Warrior (⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐)
-Initial D (⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐)
-Initial D Legends (⭐⭐⭐⭐)
-♥♥♥♥♥♥♥! (⭐⭐⭐)
-Pop Team Epic (⭐⭐⭐⭐)
-Girls und Panzer: Das Finale (⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐)
-JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Golden Wind (⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐)

It was a hot summer day and I was in my workout room benching 1200 pounds. My abs were flexing and italian babes within a 10 mile radius were getting wet. Once I was done with my daily 32 hour workout I called one of the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ I know, Anchovy. She is really damn hot and looks like a supermodel. SO I got into my "LANCIA 037 STRADALE" and reved it up to 40,000 RPM (this is an Italian import with special engine system). I got onto the freeway near my house and threw it into 8th gear, I hit about 600 mph and I could hear the sonic boom as I broke the sound barrier. As I was flooring it on the freeway like a badass, Anchovy called me and said she wanted me to **** her. So be it.

I came to a full stop from 700 mph in front of her house. These cars have top notch brakes, you know. So she gets out of the house and walks up to my "LANCIA STRATOS GR. 4" and starts eyeballing my ♥♥♥♥. I could tell she was staring at it because when I looked at her I noticed she was looking at my ♥♥♥♥. Booya.

Flash forward 10 minutes later. My 30 inch ♥♥♥♥ is going inside of her VAGINA, hitting them walls. Im holding her entire body up with my left pinky as Im ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ her and she has 30,000 orgasms. She looks me in the eyes and she says "cavalcami come un carro armato" all the chocolate milk just kicked in, yo. I blow my load so hard she falls off my ♥♥♥♥. There had to have been about two pints of ♥♥♥ everywhere. People say I ♥♥♥ like a pornstar, I wouldn't disagree with them.

I throw her a towel so she can clean herself up then I do a triple backflip into my "LANCIA DELTA S4" and drive home.