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Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 1,044.9 hrs on record (0.5 hrs at review time)
Posted: 1 Oct, 2019 @ 5:25am
Updated: 1 Oct, 2019 @ 5:25am

The first time I picked up this game I was confused, there was so much going on, energy rising, magic wizards wizarding their wizardries into my blood magic wizardry collective. I have given this man, this husk of a creature by the name of 4G my soul, my heart, my everything, and yet still he lusts for more. "Play on Steam!" he screams in my dreams. "Buy more packs, buy more packs" I hear the voices chanting in my head, even during work there is nothing else I can think about.
I have divorced my wife and lost custody of my kids, ive begun taking pills to cause me to only need one hour of sleep a day to be able to spend more time on NGU, NGU I say, NGU is all I need, nothing else, I eat NGU, I drink NGU, I WANT ONLY NGU.
"One. More. Level." I say as I assign 7 billion energy to another NGU level, drawing my final breaths as I finally slip away into the sweet embraces of death, getting ripped away from this game one last time, forever.

10/10 good game would recommend.
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Developer response:
4G  [developer] Posted: 1 Oct, 2019 @ 6:22am
Their soul was delicious and now i can extend my immortality another decade or so so thanks