Hard to write a review on gameplay when you cannot play the game.

POV: You launch Helldivers 2. You sit and wait endlessly for a spot on the servers. You take your best friend to the park. You get a promotion at work. You move to another city. Your best friend dies. You marry the cute girl you met at the dog park. You have children. You have had a hard year at work and some financial troubles. You manage your way through, and your kids are off to university. Your son tells you of a girl he met. Your daughter is pursuing a PHD. Your son shows you pictures of your first grandchild. Your daughter is now a professor at the same university. The girl you met at the park is starting to forget things. Your son tells you of your grandchild's sports accomplishments. Your daughter gives you more grandchildren. That girl you met at the park doesn't remember your anniversary. Your son's firstborn wants to be like his grandfather and joins the military. Your daughter is now a dean at the university. You hear your wife faintly say, "It's colder out here than usual.". You were in the hospital; her last words to you. You go home and boot up your Energy Act of 2064-banned PC. You're still waiting for the developers to acquire more servers so that you can play the game.

I paid money for a game that is unplayable.

Hard to write a review on gameplay when you cannot play the game. POV: You launch Helldivers 2. You sit and wait endlessly for a spot on the servers. You take your best friend to the park. You get a promotion at work. You move to another city. Your best friend dies. You marry the cute girl you met at the dog park. You have children. You have had a hard year at work and some financial troubles. You manage your way through, and your kids are off to university. Your son tells you of a girl he met. Your daughter is pursuing a PHD. Your son shows you pictures of your first grandchild. Your daughter is now a professor at the same university. The girl you met at the park is starting to forget things. Your son tells you of your grandchild's sports accomplishments. Your daughter gives you more grandchildren. That girl you met at the park doesn't remember your anniversary. Your son's firstborn wants to be like his grandfather and joins the military. Your daughter is now a dean at the university. You hear your wife faintly say, "It's colder out here than usual.". You were in the hospital; her last words to you. You go home and boot up your Energy Act of 2064-banned PC. You're still waiting for the developers to acquire more servers so that you can play the game. I paid money for a game that is unplayable.