I've seen a lot of people make stupidly long info boxes for steam, and then getting laughed at by neck beards on YouTube with nothin' better to do in their life. But having a stupidly long info box sounds kinda fun. Well, maybe fun isn't the right word, an interesting social experiment if you will. I wonder what could possibly go wrong If I spent the next 20 minutes of my life in front of my screen mashing buttons on my computer or phone writing a stupidly long, stupidly unnecessary essay about me under my steam social profile, exposing people who might have come to my profile either by accident, to add me as a friend, or hell, maybe just to make fun of me, to this massive piece of text. And so, I am sitting here right now, at midnight, with nothing better to do with my time other than literally anything else, and writing this stupidly long box for this stupid social experiment idea that I just pulled out of my donkey, which I must say since otherwise steam will turn my word into a sequence of hearts, which might confuse some people.

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See? I'm even learning text formatting on steam just for this sh¡tpost (once again, I must emphasize that I censor my mild vulgarity here on steam purely because I do not want to see no hearts clouding over my words).

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To start off, i am in fact a human being that exists on this planet just like the rest of you, or at least as I'd assume the rest of you do. No matter what my title or username proclaims, I am, always way, and probably will continue being a human being who was born in this earth. As you might have guessed from seeing literally anything else present on this profile, I enjoy co-operative games, as well as indie or unpopular/unknown games.

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Since I know literally no one is going to read this far, and will probably scroll down to see a too long ; didn't read, or just pass through this without a care in his, her, their, or whatever pronouns that individual uses, world. And so I will dedicate this particular randomly chosen part of this stupidly long stupidly unnecessary info box to something stupid and unnecessary. For example, let's try another social experiment, and if you've known me long enough, you might know exactly what this next part is about. If you by some miracle actually read through this stupid and unnecessary thingamajig, or just skimmed and got lucky by landing here, and you also feel the need to feel like a special snowflake in a special club, as well as as previously mentioned have nothing better to do, write Bob. under my profile. I will get free engagement and you will receive literally nothing but the possible feeling of pride in yourself. If you feel disrespected or you feel that I am being too aggressive to you, I greatly apologize, even though I do not know you neither do I care, I still would rather not cause any distress to randoms son the Internet, so, from the bottom of my heart, sorry. Also, I don't give a sh¡t. (Just got consistency's sake, I'll keep reminding you that the censoring in this info block is purely to cancel out Steam's own stupid form of censorship. Also, to bloat out the size of this already stupid information block.)

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I am adding this paragraph here because I need something to bloat this thing a bit since I don't actually care to write anything interesting here. Some of you might expect to see stupid things listed out like my opinions that I wish to portray on the Internet, even if they might be false or unnecessary. Also, if you actually spent this whole time reading this information block, I do not mean to disrespect you, but you have willfully wasted your time. I am not the one to say wether that is good or bad on your behalf, since I am in fact wasting my own time right now by simply writing this. Anyway, now to confuse the people who skipped all the way to the too long didn't read section.

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TL;DR: my brain is beyond brain rotten (this information is true, and in fact, factual.)