Jamesy
Yes, I have name
 
 
- I own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended.
- Four ruffians break into my house.
- "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle.
- Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man. He's dead on the spot.
- Draw my pistol on the second man. Misses him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbor's dog.
- I have to resort to the cannon at the top of the stairs loaded with grapeshot.
- "Tally ho, lads." The grapeshot shreds two men in the blast. The sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms.
- Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion.
- He bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are difficult to stitch-up.
- Just as the founding fathers intended.
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Literally just the web event wallpaper with over an hour of Natlan's music, cheers lol
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Turn 1 failure - GTA Online Race
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I actively made it worse by using another mod to get a clown outfit color setup to make it match the hairtie ribbons
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Wild 4 ian. la 4:25 
+rep one of the few who throws me trade offers
Jamesy 27 nov. 2024 la 10:17 
I'd ♥♥♥♥♥♥' do it again, too
DrLeckon 27 nov. 2024 la 9:08 
0/5 stars he killed my mother, ♥♥♥♥♥♥ my wife, fathered my children and worst of all called my unusual stupid
jarden 5 aug. 2024 la 0:13 
5/5 stars cause (i think it was him ) who gifted me rebel cops.
WergWeg 29 nov. 2023 la 20:29 
it's been 5 years and he still owes me 16 dollars
2/5 stars cause he's funny though
DrLeckon 4 aug. 2023 la 18:51 
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