Jamesy
Yes, I have name
Level
79
Friend To The Little Guys
300 XP
 
 
- I own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended.
- Four ruffians break into my house.
- "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle.
- Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man. He's dead on the spot.
- Draw my pistol on the second man. Misses him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbor's dog.
- I have to resort to the cannon at the top of the stairs loaded with grapeshot.
- "Tally ho, lads." The grapeshot shreds two men in the blast. The sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms.
- Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion.
- He bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are difficult to stitch-up.
- Just as the founding fathers intended.
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Wild 4 Jan @ 4:25am 
+rep one of the few who throws me trade offers
Jamesy 27 Nov, 2024 @ 10:17am 
I'd ♥♥♥♥♥♥' do it again, too
DrLeckon 27 Nov, 2024 @ 9:08am 
0/5 stars he killed my mother, ♥♥♥♥♥♥ my wife, fathered my children and worst of all called my unusual stupid
jarden 5 Aug, 2024 @ 12:13am 
5/5 stars cause (i think it was him ) who gifted me rebel cops.
WergWeg 29 Nov, 2023 @ 8:29pm 
it's been 5 years and he still owes me 16 dollars
2/5 stars cause he's funny though
DrLeckon 4 Aug, 2023 @ 6:51pm 
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