Sam
Sam
 
 
Max:
Another confused census taker?
Sam:
Actually, it was the Commissioner with another idiotic and baffling assignment.
Max:
Does it involve wanton destruction?
Sam:
We can only hope.



















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http://i.imgur.com/L84tqJi.png This mod is a Christmas gift to all my Slavic friends around the world, blin! Hope you guys enjoy :D Featuring: Boris – The Shashlik King, The Slav Superstar – as the beloved leader of the gloriously cheeki breeki Slavic Bloc
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Ss0ivi1 16 Sep, 2023 @ 11:35am 
+rep, amazing soldier and great team player.
Joe Kerr 11 Jul, 2017 @ 4:12pm 
ghey
Max 6 Nov, 2016 @ 7:00am 
*Whammer quote*
platelminto 13 Aug, 2016 @ 8:18pm 
(i have no idea how serious this should b as i dont really do people but hey u know that so HERE GOES)

holy crap we've actually known each other for 2 years how are we not bored of each other yet. from me being an immature 14 y/o prick thatd randomly unfriend you to u telling me like everything in ur life and ur thoughts (jesus christ i still admire how you can do that), its been a damn full 2 years. we havent even ever met irl and ive probably talked to you more than i have to people ive known since i was 5. seriously. thanks for always being there, and handling me when im a complete ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, and i hope u can forgive me for any stupid things ill do for the next year.

here's to another year, hopefully with less depressing thoughts (and dear god less punk rock)

luv u bb

(i am okay with the fact that this looks like its written by a 13 year old on tumblr. i will definitely look back at this and think wtf did i write but hey its 5am so im definitely posting this)
Max 13 Jul, 2016 @ 2:46pm 
Take a break Sammer and eat some melon :melon: :codknife: :2016watermelon::2016watermelon::2016watermelon:
76561198255519723 5 Jun, 2016 @ 7:28am 
I r8 8/8 m8