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Fry: Wow. I love you guys. Back in the 20th century, I had all five of
your albums.
Ad-Rock: That was a thousand years ago. Now we got seven.
Fry: Cool. Can I borrow the new ones. And a couple of blank tapes?
😩
The program isn't debugged until the last user is dead.
🤗
Liberty is always dangerous, but it is the safest thing we have.
-- Harry Emerson Fosdick
😫
Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.
🤒
Measure with a micrometer. Mark with chalk. Cut with an axe.
😭
Think of your family tonight. Try to crawl home after the computer crashes.
😴
I've finally found the perfect girl,
I couldn't ask for more,
She's deaf and dumb and over-sexed,
And owns a liquor store.
😯
A 'full' life in my experience is usually full only of other people's demands.
🤠
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