I am Mwai Kibaki, C.G.H. (born 15 November 1931) a Kenyan politician. I was the third President of Kenya, serving from December 2002 to April 2013.

I was previously Vice-President of Kenya for ten years from 1978 to 1988 under President Daniel arap Moi. I also held cabinet ministerial positions in the Kenyatta and Moi governments, including time as minister for Finance (1969–1981) under Kenyatta, and Minister for Home Affairs (1982–1988) and Minister for Health (1988–1991) under Moi.

I served as an opposition Member of Parliament from 1992 to 2002. I then unsuccessfully stood as a presidential candidate in 1992 and 1997 and served as the Leader of the Official Opposition in Parliament from 1998 to 2002. In the 2002 presidential election, I was elected as President of Kenya.

I also enjoy men's bottoms.