woops wrong person...

You are dead to me. :(

Your turrets are gonna make me end it all.

Thanks for the nice game of Mann up.

quirked up soldier with a little bit of swag busts it down on cp_snakewater, but is he goated with the sauce?

I've seen this girl play, she doesn't even use a monitor. She visualizes the map in a detailed rendering, completely in her mind. She has a biological wallhack; her godlike perception highlights all enemies within light-years. Her eyes are closed as her mouse gracefully swerves across the table, making immaculate twitches as she flicks from head to head. The bullets that escape her gun barrel are surgical; each making a deadly strike in between her opponent's eyes. Her spray control is otherworldly, her crosshair erratically jolting across the screen as her wrist muscles perfectly predict the next bullet's location. Time literally stops as she peeks, sunlight curving as her trigger finger impacts her left mouse button, sending enemies to a digital shadow realm before they even know what happened. She is un-killable. She is undefeatable. This "woman" is the epitome of eternal.

Ah sorry, I couldn't remember if I went by Zurple at some point in xG