Recent reviews by Significant Clog

POSTAL has great gameplay mechanics, and a very dark message to share with the player.
Buy this instead of POSTAL Redux, as Redux is in an unplayable state and crashes within in 30 seconds of starting a game.

Achievements do not work at this time. An absolute shame. RWS, get it together.

This game is possibly the worst team shooter/builder I've played.

The building mechanic is great.
The weapons work well.

The combat is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.
It all comes down to who has the better gun. If you just go into the game, you'll be crushed with your default weapons.

Robocraft is a video game, a very ♥♥♥♥♥♥ one too, I played this game for 30 minutes, and the combat sucked ass. I mean I can not believe I spent my time on this.

Now, this game sucks because it does. It decided that it would be ♥♥♥♥. Thats what it wanted to be. ♥♥♥♥. Absolute ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥.

the supreme gta, and a milestone in gaming history with the likes of pong, mario bros, and all that stuff.

graphics and gameplay still hold up, and the MTA servers are still bumping with people (albeit, almost everyone on multiplayer san andreas is in east europe or the middle east, but nonetheless you can still hop on a server with 50+ people)

seriously, there isnt a reason to NOT own this game.

download it and do a downgrade to the 1.1 version and get playing, this game has so much support that you can find mods to customize any aspect of the game

This game in 3 words is: Awesome.

Thing is, who ever thought of a rocket launcher that heals people? Probably not, so this game was invented to make the most OP weapons ever. (Those weapons are in fact good for ramming rockets down a douches throat.)

Lazers, rockets, explosives, bullets, electricity, make a great game.
The awesome death scenes are great, so, hilarious. Cuz with that last bit of energy that you have in your last moments of life, you decide to use it with making a bird. Gooood???

Anyways, this game is funny, violent, fun, and just insane in general. Play if you like life. Seriously. I'm serious. Blood everywhere.

Not to mention, great mechanics, great combat, great camera. (They used a Canon EOS 760D)

2023 UPDATE: This game doesn't exist anymore. No more servers. R.I.P Loadout.

Man, when I bought this game, I played for HOURS.

It improves so much from GTA III

+Bigger choice of weapons. Including the Kruger, Cleaver, Hammer, .357, and a Smoke Grenede.
+Crouching, yes, CROUCHING, OMFG, CROUCHING, BEST F*CK!NG GAME EVAR, ITS GOT CROUCHING.
+Many many more vehicles, like a pizza Faggio, PCJ 600, Admiral, VCP Maverick, and much more!
+Cops are harder to get by, gangs no longer shoot you on site.
+Purchasing guns, food to get health, and property is available for purchase.
+Map menu
+Clothes can be changed, also useful to get away from police.
+80's copyrighted music
+80's in general.
+Exaggerated representations of the political ideas at the time.
+Can run on flashlight without lag.
+Smooth, timeless graphics.
+Spot on atmosphere and recreation of 80's Miami. (I used to live in Miami, playing this triggers some memories.)
+Scarface references.
+80's METAL! You got all the classics on VRock. Iron Maiden, Slayer, Judas Priest, Megadeth, Anthrax and some Ozzy. This game has some brutal music.

What stayed the same from GTA III.

:Character has a quiff
:Good story

What sucks.

-A few graphical glitches, but don't effect the game often, these are often in areas you normally don't go in.
-Fernando
-Vehicles can run you over and kill you with 100% armor and 100% health.
-Optimization issues for newer systems. (Fixes can be found)
-No Punk stuff. 80's was punX.

This game feels really refined and proper and pays homage to 80's culture.

Okay, let me just say, this game is great, are you the hunter, or the hunted? Well, both, You chase down your quarry, on a boat. Once you mindlessly beat your quarry to death with a pool que, you think everythings okay. Well it turns out the man that followed you into the womans bathroom is your hunter, so your in trouble, you can run to the nearest guard to prevent a pot in the face, or you can of course fight back and perform organ surgery with a umbrella. Some times it is difficult to avoid cameras and guards, so its hard to kill your quarry sometimes, be stealthy, and fallow your quarry, zig in and out of crowds, keep an eye out for your hunter, have a weapon, have a change of clothes to confuse your hunter, bribe the officers, and kill them all HAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Seriously, this game is great!

I love this game.

This game is a solid 10/10.

There is so much to do in POSTAL 2, as it is a sandbox game.
You can go about a normal life, become a police officer, plan mass murders, stealth your way around the town of Paradise. You can make this game more than it is.

I adore the graphic style of this game. The colors are vibrant and everything has character. I feel like I'm walking about in a old, stuck in the past, run down town. The music is fitting and comedic at times. The metal part of the soundtrack is really well done, it sounds like a symphonic version of Death or Obituary. The 90's lounge music also takes me back and fit the retail areas with ease.

This game is atmospheric, and I love it. It's such a great game, and the visuals hold up today.

The gameplay is satisfying to say the least. The combat is responsive and unique. Messing around with each gun is rewarding in its own right. The fire mechanics in this game are annoying though.

Only problem is that the game isn't well optimized to Windows 10. This game runs way better on my 2008 Windows 7 Acer laptop then it has on my Win10 desktop. If you tweak the settings just right, the framerate will seem to stay above 60 FPS.

The humor behind the game brightens the mood a lot. I love the dark humor RWS wrote up for this gem. The workshop also adds a lot. Guns, maps, whatever. You'll be stuck on this game for weeks. Stay away from the multiplayer, it's not the best.


PROS:
- Graphic style that still holds up today.
- Great soundtrack.
- Responsive gameplay.
- Variety of things to do.
- Workshop
- Dark humor.

CONS:
- Poor optimization on newer systems.
- Crap multiplayer.

This SoftWare is a good animator. You can use characters from you favorite games. It easy and fun to use and its great for Youtubers.

You need to play this! Many hours of multiplayer fun and singleplayer randomness!
Do you think you got what it takes to beat this mind bending puzzle game? Do you think GLaDOS is gonna shut her fat butt someday and take you out for ice cream? Do you think you can out wit your best buddie? Do you think I will stop talking soon? Well I will,but only if you buy this wonderful game.