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5.0 hrs last two weeks / 601.8 hrs on record (450.5 hrs at review time)
Posted: 26 Oct, 2023 @ 11:55pm
Updated: 8 Nov, 2023 @ 7:14pm

I've played for 450 hours...I guess I should review this game. Maybe you're reading this and you're wondering if you should pick it up...wondering if, perhaps, it's right for you. Well, that depends.

On what? you might ask.

Well, how much were you bullied in school? Have you ever worked in customer service (preferably retail during black friday or christmas)? If your answers are "A lot" and "Yes" then this just might be your next game. Prepare to get yelled at for not clutching a 1 v 5 after your team mates leave you alone on site so they can all go roam and get themselves killed less than 30 secs into the match. Prepare to have your mom's good name besmirched for daring to drone in and play strategically while they rush in like a bunch of mountain dew infused Roblox vets. Prepare to have your team screaming in your ear "Clutch or die" as you frantically try to squeak out that game winning 1 v 1 because...again...they've all gotten themselves killed.

Yes, purchase this game and all that and more can be yours. Who knows, after 450 hours, you might find you even start enjoying the game.
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