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noury 3 Mar, 2023 @ 10:31am 
There is a cat here, and friends passing by can touch her.
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noury 6 Jul, 2021 @ 10:52am 
yo what is up you guys 😳 right now were at mcdonalds 🍟 and it is currently 3 in the morning ⏰ 😈 👺 👹 👿 🤡 👻 💀 ☠ ️ 👽 💩 and we just found out when you come to mcdonalds 🍟 🍔 🌭 🧆 🍔 🍟 🍔 🍟 at 3 in the morning ⏰ 😈 👿 😈 👿 👿 👺 👹 👿 😈 👺 👿 👹 🤡 💩 you could order the among us 😳 😳 😳 😳 ⛔ ️ 📛 📛 🆘 🅾 ️ 🚫 happy meal you guys thats right you heard me the among us happy meal
noury 22 Dec, 2020 @ 10:37am 
Hello, I am currently 15 years old and I want to become a walrus. I know there's a million people out there just like me, but I promise you I'm different. On December 14th, I'm moving to Antarctica; home of the greatest walri. I've already cut off my arms, and now slide on my stomach everywhere I go as training. I may not be a walrus yet, but I promise you if you give me a chance and the support I need, I will become the greatest walrus ever. Thank you all.
noury 5 Dec, 2020 @ 1:56pm 
I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you’re referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.
noury 24 Aug, 2020 @ 9:22am 
I dream of becoming a carrot. When I'm home alone I dig holes in the backyard and stand in them, put lettuce on top of my head from sun up to sun down. I would steal sun tan spray from stores and use it until I turned a bright orange. People tell me it's impossible for me to be a carrot but I know I can be anything I want to be.
noury 3 Feb, 2019 @ 4:23am 
ᵘʷᵘ oh fwick ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ fwick sowwy gwuys ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ sowwyy im dwopping ᵘʷᵘ my uwus all over the ᵘʷᵘ pwace ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ sowwy -~- nyah
noury 1 Feb, 2019 @ 1:19pm 
🚨 🚨 🚨

Hey 👋😀 I Just checked🧐🔬📝 your profile👤 by chance🎲 and saw👀 that you are a girl😛🚺🤤 by your picture📸😏. Also saw👀 that you play 🎮games🎮 like overwatch⬆️🕑 and League of Legends🙌🏅and etc. Being a 🎮gamer🎮 girl😛💁‍♀️🤤 is really 🆒🌬❄️❗️

Sorry for being rude😔😤😉, I din’t know🤔💭 just now that you were a girl😛🚺🤤. Mind🧠 being friends?😻💏I really 💞adore💞 girls who 🎮game🎮 Maybe🤷‍♂️ we could play😏🍆🥜 some of the 🎮games🎮 together🧝‍♀️✨🧝‍♀️ some time🕰 I have messaged📲 you, 🙇‍♂️hope🙇‍♂️ for a reply📬

(:!
lily 21 Jan, 2019 @ 11:34am 
+rep ashy
bandit 1 Jul, 2018 @ 1:59pm 
i wish i was the #1 lesbian :(
bandit 1 Jul, 2018 @ 10:55am 
likes feminine men just a bit too much, 4/5 :joeyclaire:s
Cyl uwu 1 Jul, 2018 @ 9:01am 
Dead since birth. +rep 8/10 friend
bandit 5 Apr, 2018 @ 4:43am 
:frohike:
noury 23 Feb, 2018 @ 5:31pm 
I pretended to be a girl in csgo competitive matchmaking. At first we just played csgo together, but we worked up to more. I even skyped dressed as a sexy woman "with poor connection" so the video would blur. After many seductive photos of my ass in my sisters underwear I convinced him I was the real deal. It took me 3 weeks to become his girlfriend.

Eventually I scammed this guy out of $600 because I convinced him I would come visit if he paid for the flight. I was lucky it paid off because i had spent nearly $200 on make up to pull off this con. He also gifted me over 20 games on steam.

11/10 would do again. It was actually a nice weekend when I flew to visit him and didn't even mind sucking ♥♥♥♥. We're looking to move in together in October.
Lynn 22 Feb, 2018 @ 4:00am 
you're face cute
Cyl uwu 10 Oct, 2017 @ 8:13am 
me2
bandit 9 Oct, 2017 @ 1:48pm 
add me
Cyl uwu 15 Sep, 2017 @ 11:43am 
A comment on ashy's profile
bandit 15 Sep, 2017 @ 11:25am 
disgusting
bandit 18 Aug, 2017 @ 2:47pm 
bad, not enough nipples on profile
Cyl uwu 18 Aug, 2017 @ 2:46pm 
+rep good trader
wafflecookie 31 Jul, 2017 @ 9:08am 
xd +rep very patient person :wrynhappy:
Lynn 14 Jul, 2017 @ 8:18am 
girl
bandit 6 May, 2017 @ 5:43am 
wake up mr freeman
An Drow 2 Apr, 2017 @ 10:19am 
Vroom vroom! [truck noises] (っ´ω`)っ
An Drow 5 Jan, 2017 @ 2:29pm 
I like the new ashy Steam face~ <3
jaakie 6 Dec, 2016 @ 12:22pm 
add me pleas
jaakie 6 Dec, 2016 @ 12:22pm 
hey its me ur brother
Pirtelö 12 Oct, 2016 @ 10:48am 
♥♥♥♥♥
Pirtelö 12 Oct, 2016 @ 10:44am 
u r a faggoo
BasyStazy 26 Aug, 2016 @ 1:57pm 
Hoxtatron come this way!
Lynn 13 Aug, 2015 @ 8:10am 
sasqtia
Taiga 28 Jul, 2015 @ 11:36am 
You want some water?
Mhm 4 Mar, 2015 @ 3:45pm 
asheee
noury 23 Feb, 2015 @ 11:49am 
You're welcome. May god always be in your heart. Bless him!
In Recovery, Do Not Contact 31 Dec, 2014 @ 9:00pm 
Happy Still Relatively New Year! Look, it was new when I got it, okay?
In Recovery, Do Not Contact 24 Dec, 2014 @ 11:33pm 
A friend of mine was designing websites last year, singing all number of Christmas tunes, when I asked him his favorite,he said "Oh .com all ye faithful"
Merry Christmas!
DatingSims 22 Sep, 2014 @ 11:29am 
Ashy the qt of the top que tea.
DatingSims 10 Sep, 2014 @ 1:35am 
Ashy is bae.
SaiaMeister 25 Jun, 2014 @ 12:51pm 
So kawaii desu
corpy 30 Dec, 2013 @ 4:29pm 
Kena DP
In Recovery, Do Not Contact 24 Dec, 2013 @ 11:39pm 
Also, probably something about Tubbiemas too.
In Recovery, Do Not Contact 24 Dec, 2013 @ 11:38pm 
Merry Christmas, Sas.
In Recovery, Do Not Contact 9 Sep, 2013 @ 9:58pm 
May the blessings of the almighty four be upon you, and may they never slowly sneak up behind you before shouting "Again, Again" incessantly, trust me, that tends to get annoying pretty quickly.
BasyStazy 29 Jul, 2013 @ 12:48pm 
Fix your internetz plz
BasyStazy 29 Jul, 2013 @ 12:46pm 
EL HOXO COME WITH ME! HOXTELICIOUS FOLLOW ME! HOXTATRON COME THIS WAY!
Stenu 28 May, 2013 @ 9:25am 
Have a crate! :crate:
MaryTigerWolf 27 Mar, 2013 @ 12:42pm 
Welcome to Sas. Do not touch any Sas. Do not interact with any Sas. ~Sas
Kudeff 17 Dec, 2012 @ 12:37pm 
you're an owl k
Kudeff 18 Jul, 2012 @ 4:15pm 
Potatoes are best boiled.