"Have you ever thought of going to bed as time travel to breakfast?" ~Nova Val'Way (while high)

"There's 26 pairs of chromosomes, right?" ~WeMakePies

"Getting my adderall prescription tomorrow. Legal meth." ~Noah C

"Pops naked is not what I wanna see while getting my d*ck sucked." ~Rocky

"It's just white noise and Nirvana sounds." ~Chris W upon listening to our friend's band

"Sl*ts rise up." ~Iota

"Strangle someone's child to death. While in court, you present that as a defense. That image." *Insert image of trollface.* ~Noah C.